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Re: the big fettle

Post by lordy80 s/c on Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:18 am

For "jANNER SEAN"...............heat 1 of the senior minis is on you tube, take a look at yer racing style and racing lines round team r3tart corner,I know yer new at the game so I'm NOT having a dig. This is an easy way to improve yer lines ....... type in... senior minis heat 1 24.01.10
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Re: the big fettle

Post by Janner Sean275 on Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:06 am

Nice one Lardy feel free to have a dig cos i know I am a new start but will take all the advice I can get about going round warton, who knows, in a couple of years I might even get to go round on the back of the astra with a trophy Question
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Re: the big fettle

Post by lordy80 s/c on Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:58 am

Dont get all giddy now sean ... you havn't swapped engines yet! ha!
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Re: the big fettle

Post by Onslow675 on Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:10 am

Perhaps we need to give your engine the magic 'Onslow Touch'! Let me know when you want the centre oil pickup pipe fitting and I'll pop round. Can't remember when we agreed to do this- our Facebook chat is a distant memory cos I was pi@@ed! - oops...
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Re: the big fettle

Post by Janner Sean275 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:35 am

Well, tomorrow is the day when the required bits are purchased and the magic can begin. To set the scene - imagine van gough when he was whipping up master pieces like the sunflower and mona lisa - now imagine me wielding spanners and hammers - the result will be a item of joy to behold ( or it will self destruct the first time i turn it over ) Good luck everybody flower
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Post by lordy80 s/c on Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:41 am

The only thing I can "imagine" is whilst wielding the spanners "Onslow" in vest and shorts rips off yer ear like Van Gough the result of that being a right Jackson pollack....did ya see what I did there.....
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Post by Ell's Bell's on Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:46 am

lordy80 s/c wrote:The only thing I can "imagine" is whilst wielding the spanners "Onslow" in vest and shorts rips off yer ear like Van Gough the result of that being a right Jackson pollack....did ya see what I did there.....

Yep, I did, ............ talked complete P00 monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
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Post by scouse48 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:54 am

Janner Sean wrote:imagine van gough when he was whipping up master pieces like the sunflower and mona lisa


da vinci did the mona lisa Laughing
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Post by Janner Sean275 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:42 am

A nice shift of old artists to the more modern ones but the picture in your minds is all the same - a superbly engineered flying machine Question
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Post by Donkey Dawson on Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:40 pm

Being an artist does that mean your gonna cut off one of your ears because your crash helmits to tight?
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Post by NeilB on Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:46 pm

lordy80 s/c wrote:The only thing I can "imagine" is whilst wielding the spanners "Onslow" in vest and shorts rips off yer ear like Van Gough the result of that being a right Jackson pollack....did ya see what I did there.....

Sadly too true; banger driver Ryan Scott (team reject #76) is in hospital with serious head/brain injuries after an accident with a spanner at his workshop.
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Re: the big fettle

Post by Janner Sean275 on Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:19 am

Hopefully I won't be losing various parts of my anatomy whilst building me engine!!!
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Re: the big fettle

Post by Onslow675 on Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:02 am

If you need a hand let me know matey!
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Post by ace234 on Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:03 am

how did the accident with the spanner occur.. ? and please.. no jokes :s
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Post by lordy80 s/c on Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:23 am

It wasn't a metal spanner it's what he called his foooookin machanic ! Onslow stay away! ha !
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Re: the big fettle

Post by Janner Sean275 on Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:26 am

The wallet is now a damn sight lighter and I have many new bits and no idea where any of them go! Onslow give me a bell whenever is alright for you and I will nip over with the new shiny pick up pipe and gearbox for some janner magic Very Happy
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Re: the big fettle

Post by Janner Sean275 on Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:28 am

Anyone got any good reasons I can give the wife when she finds the block in the dishwasher Question
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Re: the big fettle

Post by Onslow675 on Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:37 am

No worries matey - what other parts have you bought?
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Post by Ell's Bell's on Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:40 am

Janner Sean wrote:Anyone got any good reasons I can give the wife when she finds the block in the dishwasher Question

How k1nky Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Why have you popped the "block" into your Mrs Question Question Question Question Question

That should be an interesting bath time affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid
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Re: the big fettle

Post by Janner Sean275 on Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:18 am

Electric fuel pump, fuel regulator/filter, water pump,oil pump, gasket sets and a new tin of wd40. Going back next w/end for alternator, electric points, and piston rings. After that the wallet will be truely done in Very Happy
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Post by NeilB on Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:30 am

ace234 wrote:how did the accident with the spanner occur.. ? and please.. no jokes :s

Not sure, read about it on facebook (no real details), apparently he's out of hospital now but has to have a brain scan on monday, so sounds fairly serious.
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Post by Janner Sean275 on Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:59 am

JUst been to mini sport to get some new piston rings only to find out they have discontinued them rings cos the piston was made by rover in 1664 and now am looking to have to by new pistons - the wallet can't take much more of this Crying or Very sad
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Post by Guest on Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:19 am

sweet if you need new pistons get it bored out

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Post by Janner Sean275 on Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:02 am

Right - this engine has gotten a bit mental and I am now getting the engine rebored out to 1293 and the block decked on top of the new piston rings which means I will have to get the camshaft reprofiled and at some point new rockers and while I am at it I will have yo find some slicks to make the little beast go round the corners as fast as I hope it will go in a straight line Shocked This is taking over my life- The queen is getting some main bearing shells for valentine's for god sakes I love you
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Post by Benny375 on Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:12 am

Sean, you are now starting to sound like Onslow, that is of course a good thing. Please dont mention brakes to anyone though, as Andy D will get a complex and start worrying about his trainers and if there is enough tread etc to stop him as he walks across the workshop. Laughing
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