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Post by ace234 on Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:34 am

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Post by ace234 on Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:36 am

sorry this was meant to go on the "GOSLOW" thread..
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Re: or, just make something up..

Post by Donkey Dawson on Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:19 pm

ace234 wrote:

Benny has got a large wart on the end of his Peni5

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:46 am

Make something up, hmmmm. Janet has actually 6 nipples as he was born and raised by a pack of wolves

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Post by michael 19 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:04 am

andydawson475 wrote:Make something up, hmmmm. Janet has actually 6 nipples as he was born and raised by a pack of wolves

and he has the world largest collection of pornograpgic material ( off els)
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Post by Benny375 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:42 am

Mikey Bell is having relations with a student as it makes him feel younger than his actual forty something age.

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Post by Benny375 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:51 am

Jay Kellet, is going for a curly perm tomorrow

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Post by jay439 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:04 am

Getting I dyed blonde also benny see you don't know everything do you clown
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Post by michael 19 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:34 am

got that dwarf porn for you benny
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Post by scouse48 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:39 pm

benny is slower than a girl in a corsa..........................................oh wait that really did happen!
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Post by Benny375 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:02 am

Kev went for a quote for a nose job, but the Surgoen wouldnt give him a cost as they couldnt get a cherry picker in the theatre.

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:38 am

Martin titchmarsh has secret thai bride and uses extra large condoms for her peni5

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:11 am

Benny actually drank 23 pints tonight before he cleared a full table of beers all over the floor

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Post by Benny375 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:33 am

Andy shared a pint of strong coke with Sean tonight and then devoured 23 halves of lemonade before boffing up all over the toilet floor (Lightweights)

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Post by Janner Sean275 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:50 am

shut it you middle management pen pusher you are 3 and a half beer mats shorter than Andy
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Post by Benny375 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:02 am

Today was graft moving team Dawson to new premises, and ensuring that the wheels of commerce continue for Dave, and that the sponging lazy good for nothing student, has a base to at least turn uyp and earn some extra money to help his hard working yet dementia ridden father earn some money. So Janner and i pulled our tripe out and moved the contents of a well established garage including three ramps and pallets of stock car spares, whilst Andy D polished his spanners and bought a copy of ZOO from the newsagent across the road, and locked himself in the loo for most of the day. Three rolls of loo paper later he emerged with a magazine that had no pages that would turn, and a red flush on his face that would confirm he grafted like mad and would need to rest his right arm for 24 hours.

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Post by lordy80 s/c on Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:39 am

Where has Team Dawson moved to ? .... or is this as the title says, Just make something up!
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Re: or, just make something up..

Post by Guest on Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:12 am

Lordy is not gay

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Post by Benny375 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:07 pm

Team Dawson have indeed moved 300 yards from there old garage on the Corner of Croft street and the main drag into preston.

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Post by wayne175 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:55 pm

Drag is a very apt term for this bunch of queers
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Post by Janner Sean275 on Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:36 am

Wayne is straight as a die
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Post by wayne175 on Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:33 am

Judas is a one team man!!!!!
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Post by Janner Sean275 on Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:02 am

Touche
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Post by Ell's Bell's on Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:03 am

tommy w wrote:Lordy is not gay

Lordy is NOT gay Exclamation

He is treated like a god, as his whole team are confused Very Happy confused Very Happy confused

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Post by lordy80 s/c on Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:10 am

Ell's Bell's wrote:
tommy w wrote:Lordy is not gay

Lordy is NOT gay Exclamation

He is treated like a god, as his whole team are confused Very Happy confused Very Happy confused

It's official .............. if "ELLES" says I'm not G4y then I'm NOT g4y Although I do consider mysef a happy sort of chap!
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