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Post by rob 6 on Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:56 am

Looks like John Marlow  aka "Rev John " has decided to join the elite of stock car drivers !
 Are we going to  see it on track soon or are we on a "onslow " ?
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Re: John Marlow stock car build

Post by Benny375 on Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:01 am

I wish him all the very best in his quest for a venture on to the hallowed tarmac. And if he requires some technical assistance then there is no point coming to me. However i have some yellow kitchen paint and black gloss going begging if he wants it.

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Post by rob 6 on Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:08 am

stated on facebook
 
John Marlow if its track ready in 2 years I shall drive it naked!
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Post by dingdong98 on Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:25 pm

rob 6 wrote:stated on facebook
 
John Marlow if its track ready in 2 years I shall drive it naked!
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 cheers lol! 
gud old John,,has he finaly gone mad??,
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Re: John Marlow stock car build

Post by RevJohn on Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:23 am

I think I might have dropped a few marbles.

No idea what I'm doing but its going to be a laugh whatever happens.

A real adventure for me, I know nothing about cars so need to learn everything pretty quick. Already discovered the delights of an angle grinder, cant get enought of it, makes my hands all tingly.

I prefer not to be compared to Nig, he is a master craftsman, I on the other hand used string to fasten the steering rack in.

If anyone has any advice, old unused tools, old unused parts or bent bits I will gratefully take them. I dont know what I need, basically all the stuff except seat and exhaust.

I shall update my progress on my site. I am doing this for two reasons
1. To have fun. (accomplished)
2. To understand whats going on on the track a little better.
ok three reasons:
3. p**s the wife off! (accomplished)
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Post by Benny375 on Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:19 am

Here is a list of other things you will come across during your "fun" build.

1 Frustration
2 Empty pockets
3 Late nights
4 Abuse (female driven)
5 Lack of Electricity (spent the bill money on a starter motor)
6 Lack of Gas (Spent the money on tyres)
7 Abuse ( read 4)
8 Complete lack of sexual intimacy/ gratification from wife (should of paid the electric bill)
9 Starvation ( the wife has legged it and took the cooker)
10 Abuse (Wifes Solicitor driven)
11. Aging ( to convince the WRVI you need meals on wheels and you are incapable)

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Re: John Marlow stock car build

Post by RevJohn on Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:13 am

http://www.johnmarlow.net/7696/my-stockcar-pt-4

making progress, still having fun Smile
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Re: John Marlow stock car build

Post by Ell's Bell's on Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:48 pm

RevJohn wrote:http://www.johnmarlow.net/7696/my-stockcar-pt-4

making progress, still having fun Smile

 Suppose this is better to watch than you loitering around St Marys Car Park, leering out of your car window on a Tuesday afternoon (30.07.2013) ..................................... perv bounce Twisted Evil bounce Twisted Evil bounce

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Re: John Marlow stock car build

Post by RevJohn on Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:41 pm

is that the back of argos? lol, do I get no privacy? jocolor
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Post by Ell's Bell's on Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:33 pm

RevJohn wrote:is that the back of argos? lol, do I get no privacy? jocolor

 Funny that ...................................... I believe that's exactly what Stuart Hall said Exclamation  Evil or Very Mad  Exclamation  Evil or Very Mad  Exclamation

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