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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Onslow675 on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:14 am

Passenger door can but driver's door is a no no - have checked the rules, thanks for the advice though Very Happy
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Onslow675 on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:15 am

In Ministox neither can but Senior's they allow for lardy sods like me!
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by scouse48 on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:33 am

i had to build my drivers door up but i can cut the passenger one down.
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Ell's Bell's on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:48 am

scouse48 wrote:i had to build my drivers door up but i can cut the passenger one down.


That's why your nose hangs out the passenger side Exclamation I knew there would be a logical reason - many thanks for clearing that up Exclamation
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by scouse48 on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:50 am

thats also why i wear a crosser lid to get my nose in!
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Onslow675 on Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:32 pm

Well after much messing about the gearbox is finally finished with all new gaskets, seals and the like and a shiny new centre oil pick up pipe to prevent oil starvation during hard cornering - photo soon. Crank regrind and new bearings next followed by cam and oil pump. Bodywork tonight putting right some of the crappy welding and generally tidying things up - whey hey roll on 2010! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Ell's Bell's on Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:48 pm

Good Work goSLOW! Sounds like you have been a busy boy and resisted the opportunity of adhorning the string vest and soaking up the good weather this weekend lol!

Look forward to the painting and decoration stage Exclamation

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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Onslow675 on Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:55 pm

Last night was spent with Joey down at R&B sorting out some of the dodgy welds and generally getting some localised damage repaired. Just the passenger side to cut down and some repairs to the tinware at the front. Not a lot of fun towing it down Ashfield Road last night on the end of a rope in the rain with no lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Onslow675 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:03 am

Off to have the crank reground next and to buy some nice new Vandervell bearings (don't like Glacier ones in high output applications). Then new cam and Metro Turbo oil pump - we're getting there! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Onslow675 on Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:52 am



All rebuilt with new seals and gaskets and a centre oil pickup pipe - just awaits a shiny coat of green engine paint now!
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Onslow675 on Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:54 am



Hopefully the centre oil pickup pipe should prevent oil starvation!
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Ell's Bell's on Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:02 am

Onslow wrote:

Hopefully the centre oil pickup pipe should prevent oil starvation!

Looks good goSLOW, very good..............but you may as well be talking Lëtzebuergesch!

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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Onslow675 on Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:14 am

For anyone who has noticed - all of the surpus blobs of Blue Hylomar have now been removed!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by lordy80 s/c on Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:32 am

Onslow ... it looks like it's down to me, please stop this drivel .....i'm starting to go straight to this thread just to read this inane cr******* please stop or I will be forced to jam forks in my eye balls. I've even started wondering what the end video will be like and what fooooooking music you might use, stop I asks ya please stop.......
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by ace234 on Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:45 am

i never agree with my bro but this time he is rite.. its like lookin at pics of a maggot changin into a fooookin blue bottle.. but sshhiitteerr..!! wat will the next part be ? "the painting of the sump plug".. ?
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Benny375 on Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:36 am

Come on guys, i know you are from Great Harwoood, but be fair, Onslow is trying to portray the building of a senior mini. Now i know this currently hasnt produced any shots of banjo playing half wits, or a picture of his sister in her skimps, but not everyone enjoys hog hunting, or mounting moon shine stills in your grannys back ouside toilet.
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by ace234 on Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:03 am

dont take anythin i say serious kids, i sometimes say things, when im bored, just to cause an argument.. but how long can it take to bolt a foooookin mini engine (worst engineering design ever) together.. lol
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by wayne175 on Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:04 pm

ignore the two lard to@@ers to a gimp like me its intresting keep it up
if you want to make lardy mad post the pics on his site
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Ell's Bell's on Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:19 pm

wayne175 wrote:
if you want to make lardy mad post the pics on his site

cheers cheers cheers ........ it could replace the family picture and car (in beige) from 2000 Exclamation Razz Exclamation Razz Exclamation
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Post by ace234 on Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:39 pm

haha... please can some one tell me how to put pics on here..
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by lordy80 s/c on Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:59 pm

Ell's Bell's wrote:
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if you want to make lardy mad post the pics on his site

cheers cheers cheers ........ it could replace the family picture and car (in beige) from 2000 Exclamation Razz Exclamation Razz Exclamation
It's not beige its "Manilla gold" and it's a very interesting car .... lol! I hope that this info on the ford makes for interesting reading....
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Benny375 on Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:15 pm

Did your wife drive it?

Because you wouldnt be able to see over the steering wheel.


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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by lordy80 s/c on Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:17 pm

"SHORTARSE"......Benny re jig this sentence.....pot,kettle, black,calling,the.....there's a shorter saying ,only two words, manners prevents me from posting it........ps YOU SORTED OUT A STOCKER YET? COME MAN YOU KNOW ITS THE WAY!
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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by Onslow675 on Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:20 am

Will post pictures of painting my sump plug shortly but only after I have replaced the copper washer - yawn.......... Was going to post some pictures of me sweeping out the workshop bo**ock naked but thought that might over excite you guys so here is an exciting picture of frozen peas for you to enjoy instead......

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Re: Onslow's Senior Mini Build

Post by ace234 on Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:00 am

haha... nice one..
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